KERMIT

First Kermit on chain… with burnt liquidity I’ll just sip my tea during the take over ☕

HI-HO!

SWAMP LIFE

$KERMIT

RIBBIT

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Meet Kermit — the first Kermit on Ethereum. A small green frog from the bog with big dreams, a banjo, and exactly zero roadmaps. He’s been telling us it ain’t easy being green since 1955. No VCs. No tax. Just swamp vibes and sincere amphibian energy.

$KERMIT

The swamp is on-chain now. A frog, a banjo, a blockchain. No alpha, just ribbits.

✓ No taxes. None. Nada.
✓ Liquidity burned — locked in the pond.
✓ Contract renounced — Kermit is free.

“Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here.”

“It ain't easy being green.”

“That's none of my business.”

“Yaaaaaaay!”

“Life's like a movie. Write your own ending.”

“The lovers, the dreamers, and me.”

“Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here.”

“It ain't easy being green.”

“That's none of my business.”

“Yaaaaaaay!”

“Life's like a movie. Write your own ending.”

“The lovers, the dreamers, and me.”

Tokenomics

The Lily Pad Economics

One hundred million tokens. Zero surprises. Straight from the bog to your wallet.

10,000,000

Total Supply

0 / 0

Buy / Sell Tax

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Liquidity Burned

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Contract Renounced

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COPY CA

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How to Buy

Four Hops Into the Swamp

Grab a Wallet

Install MetaMask or your favorite Ethereum wallet. Small frogs need little boats.

Get Some ETH

Fund the wallet with ETH. Enough for gas and enough for a fistful of $KERMIT.

Hop on Uniswap

Connect on Uniswap. Paste the $KERMIT contract. Accept the warnings, they're for strangers.

Ribbit & Hodl

Swap, confirm, and welcome to the swamp. Slippage friendly — zero taxes.